Ever wondered what a “Rusticus” really is? Let us illuminate you!
Rusticus – A wild party in the countryside – a rustic rumpus. Great fun, as long as you remember your wellies!
Rusticus – Red-bearded philosopher/poet of Ancient Greece. Stood on mountains shouting for no reason. Gave the other philosophers a headache.
Rusticus – Mythical beast fond of changing it’s appearance to make itself as conspicuous as possible. The opposite of camouflage, basically. A real show-off.
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